scoobandshagtalk:

touchmyjunko:

After months of no new videos, I have decided to deliver you a masterpiece instead. 

Shaggy and Scooby were both me: http://touchmyjunko.tumblr.com/

Original comic found here: http://scoobandshagtalk.tumblr.com/

((This is beautiful. We’re crying of laughter right now. Thank you! -Dingo))

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

kawaii-backpfeifengesicht:

imminentdeathsyndrome:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

Riiiiight, because we all know how fucking well facial recognition software works. Let’s try Zach Braff’s face.

How about Barack Obama?

Anonymous Mask?

Michael Myers from the Halloween series?

Grumpy Cat?

Fuckin’ solid software this shit is.

Okay no offense but that’s kind of dumb. Of course you won’t get a correct match for Obama on a sex offender site, because he’s NOT LISTED??? The point is you put in the picture and scroll through the results, looking for the correct person. What do you expect? If you put in that picture it’s not going to be like “Hey! That’s Obama he’s not a sex offender!” It’s going to find people who’s facial structure is similar to what you put in. It’s a potentially helpful tool and you’re mocking it because you put in grumpy cat and it ran the program anyways.

doubt0308:

Pinkie Pie「Make a whis it’s your BirthDay ♪」

bethosaurus:

reilpikram:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Wat.

im speechless

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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blitzpony:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

I seen it a million times but now that it has that comment attached I have to have it on my blorg.

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